hi. It has come to my attention that I have been tagging across the spider verse posts with “totk spoilers”. I am sorry i am very tired if you see that tag from me it is across the spider verse
i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like “I’m such a nutpilled stumpcel” and so on
how do i delete someone elses post
u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it’s a whole quest. sorry
I love pasty white backgrounds. Anyways- imagine Link got totally ripped apart at the beginning, like more than just his arm…. and when Rauru put him back together it was four of him. Lmao. I imagine they each control one of the powers; Green has ultrahand, Vio has autobuild, Red has recall, and Blue has ascend. Maybe they all have fuse because it seems like other beings in the universe can fuse weapons and swords too. Eh? Ehhhh? Ok
That’s the second Red I did and I still kind of dislike it but WHATEVER they’re cute. I tried to take cues from the manga without replicating it entirely, and I think I did pretty well.
not so friendly reminder that it is not “gay wrath month”. it is DISABILITY PRIDE MONTH. we already get forgotten, ignored and silenced, so just don’t do that shit.
Purely out of curiosity, does the zuko x toph ship exist? What would you even call that? zoph? toko? zukoph? beilord? firefong? lordlord?
im sorry but im just imagining a random servant accidentally overhearing toph say “—but, if i were the firelord’s wife—” while walking with zuko and jumping to the conclusion that zuko and toph are planning to get married.
(in reality, their conversation went:
Toph: Not to diss on your mom or anything, but if I were the firelord’s wife—which, ew—i would have kicked the loserlord’s balls at least once before i left.
Zuko: Just once?
Toph: I definitely would have made it an unforgettable experience.)
anyway, the rumor spreads pretty rapidly much to toph’s manic delight and zuko’s resigned acceptance when they found out.
toph would go to random restaurants and stores within caldera and proclaim, “send the bill to the royal treasury!” or “give me your best goods. your future firelady demands it!”
when confronted by annoying advisers, zuko realized that the easiest way to shut them up is by saying, “I’ll leave you to discuss this matter with the future firelady.”
it also helps that ever since the rumor grew, the advisers have stopped pestering him about getting married already. after all, who knows how the master earthbender would react to this kind of slight against her marriageability.
iroh thinks it’s absolutely hilarious. he even formally gives toph “his blessings” in public. (*after toph singlehandedly defeats assassins after zuko during a public event* “I see that the fire nation is in good hands 😊”)
it’s all fun and games until sokka overhears the rumor. “aang, as the avatar, you need to stop their marriage. or else the world will never know peace.”
Aang has a horrible idea.
“Sokka, I need you to pretend to be Zuko’s mistress.”
